Celebrity penis sizes – Part 2

6. D.J. Ashba / Ex-Beautiful Creatures
He has a very nice cock, above average in length and it’s pretty thick. He can go ALL NIGHT! He’s kinda aggressive, so beware. He will actually take time to get to know you, and is into anything you are into. He does like oral but will give it in return so that is a plus! 

7. Sebastian Bach
Bach can deliver the good, as most skinny, tall guys can. He has been seen with a variety of groupies out on the road and reports are that he doesn’t shower much. He does have an above average cock and can be a lot of fun, but is ego is totally out of line and out of control. Is known to be a very big asshole, so be careful. 

8. Kevin Baldes / Lit
Lit’s bass player has about an average size dick or so and is a true gentlemen. Will give you cell number and keep in touch with you off the road. Known to be a sweet guy who is fun in bed. 

9. Reb Beach / Winger
Will tell you he’s married, but still pursue you. If you play with his dirty onion ring he’ll worship you. Average all-around; shows respect, and doesn’t seem to be TOO much the player. Likes ‘em young. 

10. Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool
An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head.

Judge sends man to jail for Tea-bagging

A judge jailed a man for placing his meat stick and nut sack on the face of a passed out minor.

Justice Peter McIntyre dismissed a defence suggestion the practice, known as tea-bagging, has become a  way for party animals to make fun of those who get drunk and pass out.

“Your friends were very casual with what has been described as tea-bagging, this was no writing on somebody’s forehead with a crayon,” McIntyre said. “I don’t accept that this is somehow the norm at parties.”

Defence counsel Patrick Flynn sought probation for his client, a 21 year old man, arguing his client was taking the fall for a group of individuals committing “punkish” behaviour.

“Mr. Neibergall was not the first person, nor will he be the last, to in essence embarrass someone who has passed out,” Flynn said. “Mr. Niebergall is going to have to take the fall, so to speak.”

“I don’t accept that. That’s not you taking the fall, you did the act,” McIntyre told Niebergall sentencing him to 90 days behind bars. “I think deterrence is a primary consideration … so people of like mind don’t do the same thing …”

Crown prosecutor Susan Kennedy had sought such a sentence, arguing Niebergall took advantage of his 14 year old victim while she was in a vulnerable state. He placed his genitals on the girl’s face and took a picture of the act during a Dec. 31, 2005, party at his home, at which he plied her with alcohol.

McIntyre earlier ruled he had a reasonable doubt as to whether the girl was too drunk to consent to sexual intercourse she testified occurred before she passed out.

Celebrity penis sizes – Part 1

Okay folks, I will add 5 new rumors about male celebrities and their penis sizes every day.

Let us start today with:

1. Stefan Adika / Dad’s Porno Mag
A recent email said Stefan is hung like a baby and is a quick shooter. However, Stefan disagrees and says, “I might be Jewish, by I ain’t no Tiny Tim.” His wife is ex-porn star Shelby Stevens, so you know she’s had more dicks than a urinal at LAX.

2. Art Alexakis / Everclear
Art has an 8 inch cock, he’s loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he’s not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn’t fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he’s just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he’s a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you’re with him–he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though–he’s unclean!! Either he doesn’t wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem…smells very dirty. Gross!!

3. Phil Anselmo / Pantera
Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it’s no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.
 

4. Vinnie Appice / Dio
Your jaw won’t get sore sucking his cock, so he’s an average joe. But his ‘jap eye’ does blow out enough jizz for 10 guys!
 

5. Tom Araya / Slayer
If you’re down with pentagrams and Satan, then not only is Tom for you, but he’s got a big cock to boot. Tom is about 7 inches, loves to fuck and is not selfish at all! Also has an uncircumcised dick.

Come back tomorrow for more…

Pete Doherty to release Kate Moss sex tape for $1million

 The rumor has it Pete is going to release several sex tapes of kate Moss and a whole lot of dirty stuff about her in a book. Kate has requested a gag order to prevent this from happening. Important backstage negociations will surely decide the outcome of this story.

Doherty is asking for 1 million dollars otherwise the entire world will see Kate Moss getting banged for around $39,95, as usual.

Just look at how much Verne Troyer or Kim Kardashian are chargin for their tapes. Oh! I forgot! Nothing, not a cent…yet. They want waaay more than that. How dumb and greedy can celebrities get?  Guess there ain’t no limits when the public is ready to fork out the cash… Hire a whore, get a room and shoot your own sex tape. This way, you’ll have it for life and it’ll be an exclusive that might come back to haunt you 20 years down the road when you become rich and famous.

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Pamporn.Com celebrates 10th anniversary

 In their own words, Pamporn.com has been offering all the political and celebrity sex tapes to the public for over 10 years. It started back in june 1998 with the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape followed by Poison lead singer’s ex video, Brett Michaels.

Since then, over 100 political or celebrity sex tapes have surfaced on the internet under various circumstances in different countries around the world.Politicians and celebrities alike have seen their careers demolished or lives destroyed by the unexpected release of their stolen home videos. In some cases things took a turn for the best; in voluntary and calculated acts of public exposure, forgotten or disgraced celebs regained lost fame and fortune overnight.

 

Pamporn.com has regrouped all the celeb sex tapes in one site. Membership cost is $39,95 per month. They also offer High Definition streaming videos, updated every day and tons of other cool shit. In my honest opinion, they are really worth a visit!

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Miss Russia 2006 in sex scandal

Aleksandra Ivanovskaya is one of the best looking women in the world, but the young Russian beauty contest winner doesn’t seem the type to be making a sex tape. The girl pictured below stars in the reputed Miss Russia 2006 porn film at the center of the sex tape scandal. While she too is stunningly gorgeous, they may not be the same girl.

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Zahra Amir Ebrahimi shocks Iran with sex tape scandal

Zahra Amir Ebrahimi is a popular Iranian television actress. She is well known for her role in the popular Iranian soap opera Narges, as a pious young woman.

In 2006, she became the center of an Iranian sex tape scandal when a videotape of a woman having sex with a man was leaked to the internet and released on DVD. She became the subject of an official investigation handled by Tehran’s hard-line chief prosecutor, Saeed Mortazavi, and may face fines, public lashing or worse for her violation of Iran’s morality laws.

Why the FUCK can’t she bang whoever she wants, whenever she wants?

I can only thank heavens for not being born there and not being a woman on top of that. In that country, its like being cursed twice in one life time. I wonder what she did in a previous like to deserve this…

How about some unusual celeb sex for a change?

I wonder if the following sex tapes exist and if we’ll ever get to see them:

- Bill “suck my little rock” Clinton and Monica Lewd-Winsky

- Johhny Depp and Vanessa Paradis-e

- Emilio Estevez and …. err… no, he’s be beating the crap out of her instead.

- Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman

- Horacio “dead or alive, you’re coming with me” Caine and Pamela Anderson

- Ronaldo and Ma Dalton

- George “Dobleyou and cross you over” Bush and Ossama “fait mal” Bin Laden (got to have some notion of french to understand this one.)

- John “the cowboy” McCain and Michelle Obama. (sweet talking him imto pulling out of the race.)

- General Betrayus and Colonel Sanders

- Oprah Win-free and Jerry Spring-her

- Steven Clobert and Samantha Fox (one’s short with a big mouth and the other’s short with big tits.)

- Leonardo DiCarpacio and Kate Win-Slut

- Rambo and Kermitt

- Me and a couple of hot porn star. ( my mother would be proud.)

If one of those sex tapes comes out on the market, we’ll have them here for you.

Until my next article,
Angel

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Another Britney Spears sex tape?

Britney Spears’ ex boyfriend Adnan Ghalib confirmed he’s in possession of a sex tape starring himself and the mega celebrity Spears.

The paparazzi revealed to UK magazine Heat that “there is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries”.

Ghalib dated Brtiney Spears for months during the last year and claims to own raunchy video footage of Spears, taken while they holidayed in Mexico only days after Spears was hospitalised following a stand-off with the Police at her LA home.

A snitch tells British tabloid The Sun that the X-rated footage features the starlet naked, “wearing just a pink wig”.

With another sex tape scandal looming on the horizon, her chances of gaining high grades to help promote her music in the tabloids couldn’t be better. Rumors have been circulating about this sex video since 2007.

Ghalib said that he’s willing to cash in on the video footage, but only at “the right price”.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney,” he said.

Spears and Ghalib split earlier this year at the height of the singer’s public meltdown. The paparazzi later went into hiding, claiming he’d received death threats from Spears’ fans.

Update: Adnan Ghalib is now denying that he ever confessed to owning a Spears sex tape. He says: “There is no sex tape. I’m extremely upset and taking legal action.”

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Max Mosley in NAZI sex tape

FIA President Max Mosley has been filmed taking part in a “Nazi orgy.” During the five-hour video, Mosley is both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners.

The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding. The orgy characterized as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment near Mosley’s home in London.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs. Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating.

After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs.