Eythan’s Celebrity Sex Tapes

Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted child star who rose to become the “King of Pop” after selling more than 50 million albums, only to find shame after a series of child molestation scandals, died Thursday after having a cardiac arrest at his home. He was 50. He dies the same day as cancer stricken Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah Fawcett died after a long battle with cancer, Access Hollywood has confirmed. Farrah died at 9:28 AM on Thursday at St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, Calif.

Michael Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., said Capt. Steve Ruda. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center.

He may have been abusing prescription drugs, said his attorney, which might have lead to his death.

Michael Jackson 1958 - 2009.

1.No matter how skinny we are, NEVER feel our back-fat whilst making love

2.Do NOT lean on our hair

3.Be careful with the nipples

4.Don’t ever feel our legs because there is a chance we haven’t shaved them and we will be VERY aware of that fact

5.Fanny farts are your fault, not ours

6.But it helps if you laugh afterwards because then we don’t feel so embarrassed

7.In the morning, do us a favour and leave the room for a couple of minutes because no matter how sexy we look naked or how much we need the toilet we will be very conscious about getting out of the bed in front of you

8.Don’t sweat so much!

9.Phrases such as ‘you drive me nuts’ and ‘fuck fuck fuck’ are banned

10.Do not rip our underwear off – chances are we spent about 3 hours trying to decide which underwear to wear and we would really appreciate it if you noticed. Perhaps a ‘that underwear looks really sexy’ would be good

11.Our private areas are to be treated with respect, you are in no means allowed to treat it like it is your last meal

12.Some girls just dont like morning sex (but some do)….so if you are getting the signs that she is up for it then fair play, but it should be quite blatantly obvious when morning sex is not on the cards - so pack it in and go and put the kettle on

13.….and please don’t attempt to try and do stupid positions like wrapping our legs around our head first thing in the morning cause we are still pretty stiff

14.The key is to kiss our neck, not eat our ears….

15.….and don’t kiss the same place for ages cause it get pretty boring

16.Feet are a no go area

17.What gives you the right to think you can go anywhere near our arse for the first 10 times we have sex……

18.….but don’t be surprised if we go near yours (cause you know you love it)

19.Don’t push our heads down when you want head, cause the chances are we will get pissed off and probably spit your load in your mouth

20.When we are on top, just lie there and enjoy…..don’t start thrusting because then we lose the rhythm and feel like we are about as crap as a virgin (and any chances of us enjoying it have just gone out of the window)

21.Candles and music are good, lights on is a big no no

22. A girl should shudder a bit after she has come (if she doesn’t, you have failed and she will be annoyed)

23.Cupping the face makes us feel special

24.Find out if she has any injuries, then you can reduce the risk of hurting her…..

25.……but pain is sometimes good, just in a certain way

26.If the covers start to fall off the bed, pull them back over as we will be very conscious of the fact that we are in full view

27.Don’t try and take our bra off unless you know for sure you can do it….this leads to a highly embarrassing pause

28.Don’t try and pick us up, no matter how small we are we are at least 8 stone….and if it is less then check ID immediately

29.Know your own strengths, if you are crap at certain things then don’t even go there

30.Don’t say thank you afterwards because then we feel like prostitutes

31.No turning your back on us after sex

32.No morning kisses (we will probably be fully aware of bad breath particularly if we have been smoking/drinking/giving head)

33.Turn round temporarily so that we can wipe the mascara shit out of our eyes

34.Foreplay is essential – if you go straight in for the kill you a re likely to lose major points (and be gentle)

35.Always make sure there are tissues on hand

36.If you try and make us come too early we will not be interested in what’s to follow, but if you do it too late we will think you are crap….timing is important

37.Taking memento’s is not big, not clever, we will notice and you will not be asked back again

38.For fucks sake tidy your room beforehand

39.The fact we are shagging you on the first night does not make us a whore, it just means we feel like we have to have sex with you in order to keep you

40.Be vocal! How are we supposed to know if we are doing it right……

41.If a girl says she is about to come, you are doing it TOTALLY wrong and she wants it to all be over. We say this because we know you will come in about 10 seconds…. (the same goes for when we suggest doing it doggy style)

A Vancouver-born actor and singer appeared in B.C. Supreme Court in Vancouver Monday morning to testify about his role in a Chinese celebrity sex scandal.

The photos touched off a media firestorm that rocked the Hong Kong movie industry and led to a massive police investigation into the publication of the photographs on various websites.

Chen has since refused to return to Hong Kong to participate in the trial of Sze Ho-Chun, a Hong Kong computer technician who allegedly distributed photos across the internet.

The Hong Kong court including a magistrate and several lawyers booked a courtroom at the B.C. Supreme Court on Monday to hear Chen’s testimony.

Chen testified Monday that he will not reveal anything of an intimate nature regarding any of the women in the photos.

“They have suffered enough. I believe it’s wrongdoing to them for me to state facts that I believe are irrelevant to this case,” Chen said in testimony for a trial taking place in Hong Kong.

Dressed in a black suit, black tie and tan dress shirt, the singing and acting star was greeted Monday by a crowd of fans and photographers as he entered the courthouse.

The scandal began when the performer sent his laptop computer to a shop for repair.

The computer contained approximately 1,300 photos of Chen and a bevy of female Chinese celebrities either posed suggestively or engaged in sex acts, according to police.

Someone then allegedly stole and subsequently published the images on the internet in January 2008.

Chen testified Monday that after he saw the pictures circulating on the internet with file names that matched those on his computer, he concluded the pictures had been stolen.

Police in Hong Kong, Taipei and mainland China eventually arrested several people in the distribution of the photographs over the internet. At least one person has since been convicted for the distribution of the images.

Authorities also called on Chinese internet service providers to filter or delete the images should they come across them.

U.S. District Judge Jed S. Rakoff ordered prosecutors Thursday to release documents detailing calls on cell phones used by a prostitution ring whose clients included the former governor Eliott Spitzer.

The New York Times sued late last year to get the material unsealed. The newspaper has agreed to allow the government to withhold the names of 67 customers named in the documents.

Spitzer resigned last year after details were revealed of a tryst with one of the ring’s prostitutes in a Washington hotel.

Investigators had been looking into the governor’s affairs after noticing payments made to prostitutes directly from his bank accounts.

You all remeber that Tonya harding had a XXX home video made with her husband during their honeymoon? Well now she has a new career as a boxer and took a severe beating, along with her face, as she was knocked out by Amy Johnson. Boxing fans booed the disgraced former figure skater when she entered the ring and leapt to their feet cheering as she was pummeled by the 22-year-old Johnson.

She fell from glory during the 1993-94 season. Her former husband hired a hit man to club rival skater Nancy Kerrigan on the knee with a baton at the US championships. Harding claims she didn’t know of the attack before it occurred, but she pleaded guilty in 1998 to conspiracy to hinder prosecution. She was fined $160 000 and sentenced to 500 hours of community service. She was later stripped of her 1994 national championship and banished for life by US Figure Skating.

Tonya harding gets a beating

Diana Bianchi was caught on a sex tape with Christie Brinkley’s ex husband Peter Cook. She was in shock after finding out that she was being secretly taped.

The sex video shows a totally naked Peter Cook and his teen office worker Bianchi having sexual intercourse on a love seat.

“She is devastated to learn about these surreptitiously recorded sex tapes,” said Bianchis lawyer, Rosemarie Arnold. “She had no idea she was ever being recorded,” she added.

The steamy sex tape was shot at Cook’s Southampton architectural office without Bianchi’s knowledge. It also shows her performing a sizzling striptease.

“I have no comment on this crap. I don”t know what she’s doing or why she’s doing it,” said Cook.

Christine Brinkley

Idaho Senator Larry Craig has lost his attempt to withdraw his guilty plea in the Minneapolis airport men’s room sex sting that effectively ended his career. A three-judge panel of the Minnesota Court of Appeals on Tuesday rejected the bid to toss out his disorderly conduct conviction.

Craig was arrested June 11, 2007, by an undercover police officer who was conducting a sting operation against men cruising for gay sex at the Minneapolis Airport. He pleaded guilty to the misdemeanor and paid a fine, but changed his mind after word of his arrest became public. He insisted he was innocent and said he was not gay.

The Senate committee members said they believed he was guilty, and that his attempt to withdraw his plea was just an effort to evade the legal consequences of his own actions.

Political sex scandal

Aleksandra Ivanovskaya is certainly well put together, but the young Russian beauty contest winner doesn’t seem the type to be making a sex tape. The girl pictured below stars in the reputed Miss Russia 2006 porn film at the center of the sex tape scandal. While she too is stunningly gorgeous, they may not be the same girl. We will let you decide. Visit Pamporn to see the full sex tape.

Aleksandra Ivanovskaya sex tape

Allison Williams was a reporter for channel WVEC Channel 13 in Norfolk, Virginia. She was fired after a sex tape was released and the TV station has erased all evidence of her employment from the wvec web site. This isn’t your usual home made video as it was shot in the News Truck. She gets really down and dirty in front of her naked, short dicked, cameraman. She used a dildo on herself while sucking on her cameraman’s cock… Thank heaven this did make the live 5 o’clock news broadcast!