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21. Chris Caffery / Savatage
Chris has about a 7 inch penis and is very good with his mouth. Can be very kinky. 

22. Vivian Campbell / Def Leppard
About a 7 inch cock. Knows how to use it nice and slow and is a amazing kisser. 

23. Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains
Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack. Sleeps around because he can, but fixates on the woman he wants to be with. 

24. Edward Carlson / Flotsam & Jetsam
He’s VERY good with his tongue. His dick is about 9 inches!! If you blow him, he’ll ask if you’ll swallow. If you don’t, he’s nice enough to respect that, but he’ll wanna cum on your tits. He’s also into a little ass-play. You wanna try a dildo out on him? Go ahead and ask. He’ll say yes!

25. Joey Castillo / Danzig
He is a very passionate man who loves to have his cock sucked. Find me a guy who doesn’t? He has a pretty big cock, around 10 inches, and eats amazing pussy.

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16. Vito Bratta / White Lion
Hung like the Italian Stallion he is. Very large. A very sexy kisser and will eat pussy for days!
 

17. Eric Brittingham / Cinderella
Has a VERY nice package and can go all night! Perfect in size and length. He’s a gentleman, and he’s very affectionate. He’s not too pushy, and when you’re with him, you are the most important person in the world. He’ll also still hang out with you afterwards. I’ve always heard good things about Eric, plus he hates Slaughter, so he sounds like a really cool guy. On a scale of 1-10, he’s a 9!
 

18. Mick Brown / Dokken
Absolute waste of time. Maybe 3 inches if you pull on it. Could be the drugs though.
 

19. Rob Bruce / Slik Toxik
Rob has a pretty small cock, plus he only has ONE BALL! He lost his other ball in an accident. Sounds like he comes up short in both areas.
 

20. Bobby Burns / Primer 55
Average sized penis. Loves to get to know the girl. Does use condoms. Very quiet guy.

11. Tom Bettini / Ex-Jackyl
This is the report on got on Tom: “He doesn’t rush things and taking time is essential to him. He loves for his toes and fingers to be sucked on hard enough to crack his knuckles. He likes a good body massage with or without oil and loves to role-play and will act out your most outrageously dirty and naughty fantasies. Eating pussy and 69 are one of his favorite positions. His cock is very nice and is approximately 7-1/2 inches long and his thickness is nice also, but not so thick that it made anal sex painful, which Tom dearly loves but if you’re not into anal, he won’t pressure you. Tom is a good anal lover and will make sure that while he’s pleasuring your ass, he’ll make sure other parts of your body are kept tingling also. He is very attentive. If you love it rough, he will oblige you with being as rough as you want, but he will NOT hurt you even if you ask for him to. He will hold out on his orgasm for hours because his main focus is pleasuring his partner.”

12. Jeff Blando / Slaughter
Word as it that Jeff’s definitely well equipped and a lot of fun in bed. He’s very playful and not at all selfish. He’s very good with his oral skills, and I’m not talking about his conversations. However, once he’s done, he will sleep for HOURS and HOURS after the fact. You’ll have more luck waking up Chris Farley than Blando once he’s in the unloaded state. But once he wakes, he’ll still want to hang with you. Blando and Blas are the definite sluts of Slaughter.

13. Bobby Blotzer / Ratt
The Blotz is about 6 1/2 to 7 inches in length. It stands straight and isn’t crooked. He likes oral sex while he watches the girl give him head. He’s pleasant all around. A bigtime boob sucker and he doesn’t care about boob size, as long as he can grab them, and lick them. Known to be drunk quite a bit though.

14. Rachel Bolan / Skid Row
Mr. Bolan is of average size, but report are he fucks like a 10!

15. Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi
Back in the day Jon was a huge slut but he’s chilled out a little. Jon has an average size cock and like a lot of guys prefers to receive oral than give it. He has good rhythm though and will even wear 2 condoms if you ask him to.

6. D.J. Ashba / Ex-Beautiful Creatures
He has a very nice cock, above average in length and it’s pretty thick. He can go ALL NIGHT! He’s kinda aggressive, so beware. He will actually take time to get to know you, and is into anything you are into. He does like oral but will give it in return so that is a plus! 

7. Sebastian Bach
Bach can deliver the good, as most skinny, tall guys can. He has been seen with a variety of groupies out on the road and reports are that he doesn’t shower much. He does have an above average cock and can be a lot of fun, but is ego is totally out of line and out of control. Is known to be a very big asshole, so be careful. 

8. Kevin Baldes / Lit
Lit’s bass player has about an average size dick or so and is a true gentlemen. Will give you cell number and keep in touch with you off the road. Known to be a sweet guy who is fun in bed. 

9. Reb Beach / Winger
Will tell you he’s married, but still pursue you. If you play with his dirty onion ring he’ll worship you. Average all-around; shows respect, and doesn’t seem to be TOO much the player. Likes ‘em young. 

10. Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool
An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head.

Okay folks, I will add 5 new rumors about male celebrities and their penis sizes every day.

Let us start today with:

1. Stefan Adika / Dad’s Porno Mag
A recent email said Stefan is hung like a baby and is a quick shooter. However, Stefan disagrees and says, “I might be Jewish, by I ain’t no Tiny Tim.” His wife is ex-porn star Shelby Stevens, so you know she’s had more dicks than a urinal at LAX.

2. Art Alexakis / Everclear
Art has an 8 inch cock, he’s loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he’s not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn’t fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he’s just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he’s a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you’re with him–he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though–he’s unclean!! Either he doesn’t wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem…smells very dirty. Gross!!

3. Phil Anselmo / Pantera
Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it’s no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.
 

4. Vinnie Appice / Dio
Your jaw won’t get sore sucking his cock, so he’s an average joe. But his ‘jap eye’ does blow out enough jizz for 10 guys!
 

5. Tom Araya / Slayer
If you’re down with pentagrams and Satan, then not only is Tom for you, but he’s got a big cock to boot. Tom is about 7 inches, loves to fuck and is not selfish at all! Also has an uncircumcised dick.

Come back tomorrow for more…