Eythan’s Celebrity Sex Tapes

 The rumor has it Pete is going to release several sex tapes of kate Moss and a whole lot of dirty stuff about her in a book. Kate has requested a gag order to prevent this from happening. Important backstage negociations will surely decide the outcome of this story.

Doherty is asking for 1 million dollars otherwise the entire world will see Kate Moss getting banged for around $39,95, as usual.

Just look at how much Verne Troyer or Kim Kardashian are chargin for their tapes. Oh! I forgot! Nothing, not a cent…yet. They want waaay more than that. How dumb and greedy can celebrities get?  Guess there ain’t no limits when the public is ready to fork out the cash… Hire a whore, get a room and shoot your own sex tape. This way, you’ll have it for life and it’ll be an exclusive that might come back to haunt you 20 years down the road when you become rich and famous.

 In their own words, Pamporn.com has been offering all the political and celebrity sex tapes to the public for over 10 years. It started back in june 1998 with the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape followed by Poison lead singer’s ex video, Brett Michaels.

Since then, over 100 political or celebrity sex tapes have surfaced on the internet under various circumstances in different countries around the world.Politicians and celebrities alike have seen their careers demolished or lives destroyed by the unexpected release of their stolen home videos. In some cases things took a turn for the best; in voluntary and calculated acts of public exposure, forgotten or disgraced celebs regained lost fame and fortune overnight.

Aleksandra Ivanovskaya is one of the best looking women in the world, but the young Russian beauty contest winner doesn’t seem the type to be making a sex tape. The girl pictured below stars in the reputed Miss Russia 2006 porn film at the center of the sex tape scandal. While she too is stunningly gorgeous, they may not be the same girl.

Zahra Amir Ebrahimi is a popular Iranian television actress. She is well known for her role in the popular Iranian soap opera Narges, as a pious young woman.

In 2006, she became the center of an Iranian sex tape scandal when a videotape of a woman having sex with a man was leaked to the internet and released on DVD. She became the subject of an official investigation handled by Tehran’s hard-line chief prosecutor, Saeed Mortazavi, and may face fines, public lashing or worse for her violation of Iran’s morality laws.

Why the FUCK can’t she bang whoever she wants, whenever she wants?

I can only thank heavens for not being born there and not being a woman on top of that. In that country, its like being cursed twice in one life time. I wonder what she did in a previous like to deserve this…

I wonder if the following sex tapes exist and if we’ll ever get to see them:

- Bill “suck my little rock” Clinton and Monica Lewd-Winsky

- Johhny Depp and Vanessa Paradis-e

- Emilio Estevez and …. err… no, he’s be beating the crap out of her instead.

- Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman

- Horacio “dead or alive, you’re coming with me” Caine and Pamela Anderson

- Ronaldo and Ma Dalton

- George “Dobleyou and cross you over” Bush and Ossama “fait mal” Bin Laden (got to have some notion of french to understand this one.)

- John “the cowboy” McCain and Michelle Obama. (sweet talking him imto pulling out of the race.)

- General Betrayus and Colonel Sanders

- Oprah Win-free and Jerry Spring-her

- Steven Clobert and Samantha Fox (one’s short with a big mouth and the other’s short with big tits.)

- Leonardo DiCarpacio and Kate Win-Slut

- Rambo and Kermitt

- Me and a couple of hot porn star. ( my mother would be proud.)

If one of those sex tapes comes out on the market, we’ll have them here for you.

Until my next article,
Angel

Britney Spears’ ex boyfriend Adnan Ghalib confirmed he’s in possession of a sex tape starring himself and the mega celebrity Spears.

The paparazzi revealed to UK magazine Heat that “there is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries”.

Ghalib dated Brtiney Spears for months during the last year and claims to own raunchy video footage of Spears, taken while they holidayed in Mexico only days after Spears was hospitalised following a stand-off with the Police at her LA home.

A snitch tells British tabloid The Sun that the X-rated footage features the starlet naked, “wearing just a pink wig”.

With another sex tape scandal looming on the horizon, her chances of gaining high grades to help promote her music in the tabloids couldn’t be better. Rumors have been circulating about this sex video since 2007.

Ghalib said that he’s willing to cash in on the video footage, but only at “the right price”.

“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney,” he said.

Spears and Ghalib split earlier this year at the height of the singer’s public meltdown. The paparazzi later went into hiding, claiming he’d received death threats from Spears’ fans.

Update: Adnan Ghalib is now denying that he ever confessed to owning a Spears sex tape. He says: “There is no sex tape. I’m extremely upset and taking legal action.”

FIA President Max Mosley has been filmed taking part in a “Nazi orgy.” During the five-hour video, Mosley is both dominated and submitting to the five hookers, who were dressed both as Nazis and concentration camp prisoners.

The 67-year-old, who has been married for 48 years, was at one point whipped so hard that the orgy had to be halted while a bandage was applied to stop his bleeding. The orgy characterized as having a “Nazi theme” took place on Friday at a $4 million apartment near Mosley’s home in London.

Mosley’s father Oswald was a notorious fascist and Hitler supporter. Max has been controversially linked to his father’s beliefs. Kicking off the orgy by playing a detainee, Mosley had both his genitals and head inspected for lice, in a way reminiscent to portrayals of incoming concentration camp detainees, before lying to the hookers to purposefully bring about a severe beating.

After the session ended, the girls enjoyed a glass of wine. Mosley was offered one as well, but turned it down in favor of a cup of tea. It’s not known what ramifications this will have on Mosley’s career or the sport he governs.

 Two photographers are being sued for steeling nude pictures of Marilyn Monroe. They denied accusations they had stolen naked images and said they had been found in a trash can. I’m calling Bravo Sierra!

The photographers are being sued by Bert Stern, who owns rights to thousands of Monroe images. He shot the seven images in question in 1962 and lent them to Eros Magazine, according to a lawsuit filed in New York State Supreme Court.

The images were never returned, and Stern said he did not realize they were missing until he was approached by photographers Michael Weiss and Donald Penny, who had the pictures and wanted to license them.

“These photos were discarded more than 30 years ago and found in a pile of curbside garbage in the mid-1970s,” said Jamie Brickell, an attorney for Weiss and Penny.

“Stern’s claim that anything has been ‘taken or stolen’ from him is completely false,” Brickell said in a statement.

The naked photos were shot in what became known as “the last sitting” because Monroe died six weeks later at age 36. The lawsuit seeks return of the photographs plus $1 million and unspecified punitive damages for lost income. To be continued…

PAMELA ANDERSON has vowed never to watch her world famous sex tape with ex-husband TOMMY LEE.

The Baywatch star performed explicit sex acts on her ex-husband in the sex video, which was leaked to a porn company, and distributed 10 years ago.

Pam Anderson claims she has never watched the raunchy sex video and never will, because she already sees too much of Tommy Lee.
She says, “I’ve never seen that sex tape of me and Tommy and I don’t ever want to. I see more than enough of Tommy as it is. I can’t get rid of him.
“A bunch of creepy men made a lot of money from me and that tape, so I figured I should get in on the act and film myself.”

Anderson recently revealed she is currently living with her ex and their two young sons, but insists they have not rekindled their romance.