How about some unusual celeb sex for a change?
I wonder if the following sex tapes exist and if we’ll ever get to see them:
- Bill “suck my little rock” Clinton and Monica Lewd-Winsky
- Johhny Depp and Vanessa Paradis-e
- Emilio Estevez and …. err… no, he’s be beating the crap out of her instead.
- Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman
- Horacio “dead or alive, you’re coming with me” Caine and Pamela Anderson
- Ronaldo and Ma Dalton
- George “Dobleyou and cross you over” Bush and Ossama “fait mal” Bin Laden (got to have some notion of french to understand this one.)
- John “the cowboy” McCain and Michelle Obama. (sweet talking him imto pulling out of the race.)
- General Betrayus and Colonel Sanders
- Oprah Win-free and Jerry Spring-her
- Steven Clobert and Samantha Fox (one’s short with a big mouth and the other’s short with big tits.)
- Leonardo DiCarpacio and Kate Win-Slut
- Rambo and Kermitt
- Me and a couple of hot porn star. ( my mother would be proud.)
If one of those sex tapes comes out on the market, we’ll have them here for you.
Until my next article,
Angel